This review is for all of the fans who e-mailed us and begged for more Jimmy. We haven’t been podcasting often enough to satisfy his public, so Jimmy has put away his cape and switched back into reporter mode. I give you, unedited, Jimmy’s review of the new Superman Batman Public Enemies DVD.

The main question that I had during the movie is, which one was the sidekick?  Batman or Supes?

First of all, my favorite comic heroine, Power Girl, was portrayed horribly.  Power Girl in this movie doesn’t match her comic book personality at all.  I know she is only a support character in this movie and the main reason for the PG-13 rating, but her portrayal sucked.

I’m waiting for Ray, Rick or Dr. Lou to tell me who Magpie is?

Supes–”Why is it that good villians never die?”
Bats– “Clark, what the hell are good villians?”

Back to talking about Power Girl, her height is never represented accurately, or in a stable manner so you can’t reconcile her height with Bats &/or Supes through the movie.  The comic books always portray her as tall, example is her recently getting “Banged” in floppy #4.

Sorry, SPOILER ALERT!

Lex Luthor as President?  Yeah, and I’m sorry but COME ON?!  A Lex Luthor statue in the fountain at the White House, even the Messiah, Barry Obama hasn’t got a statue of him yet, give me a break!

So, the BIG, PG-13 question is, throughout the movie are Power Girl’s boobs big enough, well, just ask Toyman(13 year old boy in this movie).

The reference to Star Labs, is that Power Girl’s company?

Just in case you wanted to know, unlike Wolverine & Cyclops just being used to being carried/flown around by the flying X-Men, Bats prefers using his wire/cable over Supes fly/carrying him, Bats HATES being carried, actually.

I guess if you wanted it to be a surprise, special guest appearances, don’t read further.

Ban Shee
Ice chick? I don’t know her name.
Mr./Dr. Freeze
Ice guy, with hood and mask, he may be an enemy from the Superfriends/Legion of Doom, I obviously don’t know his name.  [I just found out who it is, Captain Cold]

Is Mongul, Dark Seid? Chest heat beam or ray.

Solomon Grundy

Who is Shiva?

Nightshade, I have no clue who she is.

Gorilla Grodd

Bane

Walking shark, Sharkman????

Manta

Giant lady wearing tiger/leopard print bikini, Ha, ha, ha, obviously those ARE bigger than Power Girls, LMAO!

The scene where all these villians show up is basically a gang bang, Legion of Doom reunion, minus President Luther.

Come on?! Smallville idea in an animated movie?! Barry Bonds-Luthor, Luthor Bane! Come on?! Steroids with liquid kryptonite?!

Toyman is actually a 13 year old boy, good guy? WTFrak? Toyboy is an additional reason for the PG-13 rating, make way for the “boobliners” and X-ray glasses.

Toyman–”Does Power Girl have big–?”

So for Jimmy to finish up, THIS MOVIE WAS BETTER THAN Superman Returns!!

Jimmy only likes Superman 1&2 anyways, the others are blasphemy.

Hopefully, the Garden Guys will be back in the studio soon for another audio episode.

Jimmy out!

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