Of the three relaunched Joe titles, this their flagship title is the weakest by far!  I’ve been rooting for this book, but I’m afraid that a terrifying enemy, a shitty plot, is defeating both Joe and Cobra.

Destro, who looks like a Swiss model and not a kick ass arms dealer, has launched an attack on The Pit, Joe’s home base.  It’s boring!  Our first big battle, Joe vs. Cobra, winds up being Joe vs. Saturday morning cartoon robots?  We watch Destro’s goons attack the Joe using X-Box controllers.  It’s really is as boring as watching Destro watch someone play a video game.  It’s neat to see some popular Joes make an appearance, but the story sucks.  It’s like watching beloved heroes in a crappy musical.

Robert Atkins’ art is fun and reminiscent of the Hama glory days.  At certain moments, faces are drawn distorted and off. Overall, Atkins’ accurate depiction of the Joes is the only thing keeping me around.

If you want a good Joe read, pick up G.I. Joe Origins, written by legendary Larry Hama.  Hopefully, Chuck Dixon can learn from the master and get this title back on track.

1.5 out of 5